I've made no secret of my love of Christian artifacts, the tackier the better. And while I don't celebrate Christmas, the sight of this tree is almost more than I can stand. I can picture it in the corner of my main room, covered with tacky plastic Jesus ornaments. Good thing I don't have a spare $400 at the moment.
H/T to Godless Girl, and if I lose all control and put one of these on the credit card, it is all your fault.