Tired of the Evangelical Christians Proselytizing at Your Door? Try This

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Almost nobody likes door-to-door proselytizing. I view it as an invasion of my privacy, as a disruption of the limited free time I enjoy. It is condescending, annoying, and unnecessary. I think we could find a church if we wanted to do so.

A Brief Message for the Evangelical Christians Among You

You just returned from church. You are looking forward to spending a quiet Sunday afternoon with your family before you return to church that evening. It is revival season, after all. Your doorbell rings. You open the door to reveal a well-dressed young man with a small child in tow. "Good afternoon! I was hoping I could take a few minutes of your time to tell you about the church of Satan." In stunned silence, you realize your mouth is hanging open. Your 6-year-old daughter is now standing beside you at the door. He continues, "You see, we believe that Christianity is a perversion of basic human truths and..." You manage to shut the door.

If you are a "bible-believing Christian," I am guessing you would be upset if this scenario happened on your front porch. Please try to understand that I feel every bit as upset when this happens on my porch. But in my case, the intruder is usually an evangelical Christian. I'm confident that I'm not alone in feeling this way. Here are some thoughts that often flash through my head when I am interrupted by an evangelical Christian peddling superstition at my door:

  • "What makes you think you have the right to disturb me with this nonsense?"
  • "How dare you invade my privacy with this crap!"
  • "How would you like it if I came to your home and tried to sell you on my beliefs?"
  • "Does this sort of idiocy actually work on anybody?"

If you'd rather not endure the Satanist on your doorstep, why must you put me through your version? Are unable to see that you are as welcome on my porch as the Satanist is on yours? Or is the problem that you don't care?

For the Atheists

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. If you are an atheist living in Jesusland and want to end proselytizing at your door, I've learned a couple of things that may help. The first thing I tried was putting up a "no soliciting" near my driveway. It was large enough that it could be seen from the street. This has helped to deter some evangelicals from parking in my driveway and throwing pamphlets on the ground. Yes, this was a problem. This sign also helped reduce those trying to sell goods and services door-to-door. Unfortunately, it was not effective in reducing door-to-door proselytizing.

I added one of these anti-proselytizing symbols in the window next to my front door, and it has helped a great deal. I still get pamphlet litter dropped all over my porch and the occasional knocker, but nothing like before. I ordered mine here, and it has been well worth the cost. Amazon.com sells one too. If you want to see a dramatic reduction in the number of evangelical Christians knocking on your door, this might be worth a try.

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