December 25, 2012

Jesus to Send Christmas Tornadoes

tornado threatIf the weather forecast for this area is to be believed, this part of the country could be in for some nasty weather today. Severe thunderstorms, hail, and tornadoes are being predicted throughout the area. Why they've even been telling people to remove all outdoor holiday decorations so they do not end up being projectiles! At least I don't have to worry about that.

I'll never understand why one of the most thoroughly Christian parts of the U.S. has some of the worst weather. Even if Pat Robertson is correct that his god is determined to destroy New Orleans due to "sin," one would think that his god could aim a bit better.

If the forecast turns out to be wrong, then it will be "a Christmas miracle." On the other hand, if tornadoes do strike, those who survive will proclaim their survival to be "a Christmas miracle."