April 22, 2011

Happy Zombie Jesus Weekend

Zombie JesusThis spring has been busy, and I almost ran out of time to make last minute preparations for the weekend. I don't know why I am so disorganized every year around this time when the stakes are so high. You'd think I would know better. But I think I'm all set now, as ready as I'll ever be.

I have a couple days worth of food and water ready for transport. I replaced some bulbs in the perimeter lighting and mapped an escape route this morning in case my defenses are overwhelmed. I've got the chainsaw gassed up and the shotgun oiled and loaded with buckshot. I guess I'm finally ready for Zombie Jesus weekend.

I hope you have a good one and survive with your brains in tact while those around you are celebrating the brutal death of someone they claim to love and revere because they think it "saved" them somehow. Maybe their brains have already been munched.

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