Just as I'm setting down to eat dinner last night, there is a knock at the door. My dog goes crazy barking (like always), and I make my way to the door already annoyed at the interruption. All I can make out by looking through the glass in the door is that whoever it is was wearing a tie. Strange since it is 90 degrees, but I figure I better open the door now that he's seen me looking through it.

Mormons! Two of them with the standard white dress shirts and ties. More disgusted than amused, I simply informed them that I was an atheist with no interest in talking to them and closed the door. What a missed opportunity to have some fun with mormons - I don't know what I was thinking. Oh well. I'm sure I'll get another opportunity.